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i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism
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i hate mac and cheese
i just lost a follower
u deserved it
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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do you know how much i love crabs they’re so cute and tiny and aggressive they’ll fight anything no matter how big it is, that arms open thing he’s doing at those people?? that’s crab for COME AT ME I’LL FUCK YOU UP CUNT
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*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
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