Jessica. 22. Illinois. .ig-b- { display: inline-block; } .ig-b- img { visibility: hidden; } .ig-b-:hover { background-position: 0 -60px; } .ig-b-:active { background-position: 0 -120px; } .ig-b-v-24 { width: 137px; height: 24px; background: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-view-sprite-24.png) no-repeat 0 0; } @media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min—moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (-o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2 / 1), only screen and (min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min-resolution: 192dpi), only screen and (min-resolution: 2dppx) { .ig-b-v-24 { background-image: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-view-sprite-24@2x.png); background-size: 160px 178px; } }Tumblr (3.0; @jessryanwilson)http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?<br /> new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol<br /> tourist: oh you think you're clever???<br /> new yorker: what<br /> tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness<br /> new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor<br /> tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself<br /> the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending assholehttp://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50970504352http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50970504352Tue, 21 May 2013 00:17:52 -0500“Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey. A path that’s right for someone else won’t necessarily be a path that’s right for you. And that’s okay. Your journey isn’t right or wrong, or good or bad. It’s just different. Your life isn’t meant to look like anyone else’s because you aren’t like anyone else. You’re a person all your own with a unique set of goals, obstacles, dreams, and needs. So stop comparing, and start living. You may not have ended up where you intended to go. But trust, for once, that you have ended up where you needed to be. Trust that you are in the right place at the right time. Trust that your life is enough. Trust that you are enough.”<br/><br/> - <em>Daniell Koepke (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internal-acceptance-movement.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">internal-acceptance-movement</a>)</em>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50970065749http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50970065749Tue, 21 May 2013 00:09:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72brxunqK1qhop1zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72brxunqK1qhop1zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72brxunqK1qhop1zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72brxunqK1qhop1zo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72brxunqK1qhop1zo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72brxunqK1qhop1zo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50969737290http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50969737290Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:33 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sfux.tumblr.com/post/50881786326/i-feel-like-people-who-eat-breakfast-really-have" target="_blank">sfux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together</p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50968735013http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50968735013Mon, 20 May 2013 23:46:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd398b42537a066e05c31ccb042aa8c6/tumblr_mn3xx5ixZG1qavnbio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50968723736http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50968723736Mon, 20 May 2013 23:45:57 -0500Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50967772489http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50967772489Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i65it70F1rn4706o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50967371594http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50967371594Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5dd9cb54ac5e39cf420591381d2ada/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d50e7d4da156e48c3e96e3e464cfd08d/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57db3654c19e2eb57baa848a4ebd06d5/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://michyeffbaby.tumblr.com/post/50949702903/everyone-hates-him" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">michyeffbaby</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Everyone hates him</p></blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954364333http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954364333Mon, 20 May 2013 20:37:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c48c3354312499a6c8462cbacbb9032/tumblr_mlizhtbmKA1qmz3y2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954339666http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954339666Mon, 20 May 2013 20:37:05 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lowkeat.tumblr.com/post/48797670918/today-in-science-we-learned-that-you-can-never" target="_blank">lowkeat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.</p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954315818http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954315818Mon, 20 May 2013 20:36:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55cc2d251012e1cff444fe3561441ca4/tumblr_mmytfoLonP1r888n3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://concocted.tumblr.com/post/50875426639/by-cath-ames" target="_blank">concocted</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cathames/4986230338/" target="_blank">cath ames</a></p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954154805http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954154805Mon, 20 May 2013 20:34:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fce73d0265a645470093cfe4d90ade0/tumblr_mn36q7EA6m1rrz4e0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gl0vving.tumblr.com/post/50893468977/for-more-nature-posts-follow-him" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gl0vving</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>For more nature posts, follow <a href="http://gl0vving.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">HIM</a>! <br/></strong></p></blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954150927http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954150927Mon, 20 May 2013 20:34:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15d18a8d43be631d73fd9736e55ae6e6/tumblr_mmyh5j3gmg1qzab0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954093176http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954093176Mon, 20 May 2013 20:34:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d35503a5422e6faf4ea80fe68c6340e3/tumblr_mmo11nYzdU1qftpvxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4611f8657de36bbc5ebd4d6fea68cf0/tumblr_mmo11nYzdU1qftpvxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8f06ec6b825cf80f3b1ca89e0576f97/tumblr_mmo11nYzdU1qftpvxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3c491cab4818766f96409a74d51a209/tumblr_mmo11nYzdU1qftpvxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954079106http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954079106Mon, 20 May 2013 20:33:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3bb7ef5b289a1c8cd263c10fe6e9dc1/tumblr_mn2dogzuvm1r8qldvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://izhtiekz.tumblr.com/post/50851494091/i-connect-with-this-advertisement-on-a-emotional" target="_blank">izhtiekz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level</p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954057007http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954057007Mon, 20 May 2013 20:33:41 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burritwo.tumblr.com/post/48801448095/adrians-a-creepy-weirdo-has-adrians-i-had" target="_blank">burritwo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adrians.tumblr.com/post/48800257941/a-creepy-weirdo-has-adrians-i-had-3-stitches" target="_blank">adrians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-creepy-weirdo-has.tumblr.com/post/48800025342/adrians-i-had-3-stitches-in-my-ear-today-and" target="_blank">a-creepy-weirdo-has</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adrians.tumblr.com/post/48799730714/i-had-3-stitches-in-my-ear-today-and-now-my-ear-is" target="_blank">adrians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.</p> </blockquote> <p>how is that racist</p> </blockquote> <p>they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen</p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954049185http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954049185Mon, 20 May 2013 20:33:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixpipSuFI1qajg12o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wemarchalone.tumblr.com/post/24380725036/oh-hey-man-didnt-see-you-there-hows-it-go" target="_blank">wemarchalone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“</p> <p>“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”</p> <p>“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“</p> <p>“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD</p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954005028http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50954005028Mon, 20 May 2013 20:33:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4826a3888a143b004bef1ebc6a10aeb6/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/deb6bd47453894570e29f125301f11ac/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8243c1885728eea8eecee5be4d10b803/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4789c8d60dd67acbd7b64bfe1efa8905/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca0a9b5bc1e21b2501d7f17bbad024cd/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9c76974a00fbe064a85d173efa92067/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f3f345507516c01882f5349f8f5b44d/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7675b16bcc33d065ea6051b7c5860fd5/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd8ced0d3cf1cf99ad9e5b201860d260/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cc0ee9d83bd95a140894e6f9d131aab/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhameia.tumblr.com/post/50764950300/bitchouttahell-cleophatrajones" target="_blank">jhameia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitchouttahell.tumblr.com/post/50758608464" target="_blank">bitchouttahell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cleophatrajones.tumblr.com/post/50742153880/yannickbrouwer-this-little-company-from-kenya" target="_blank">cleophatrajones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yannickbrouwer.tumblr.com/post/50644034213/this-little-company-from-kenya-makes-toys-from" target="_blank">yannickbrouwer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ahmadalikarim.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/toys-from-thrown-flip-flop/?preview=true&preview_id=14456&preview_nonce=ca7894dcf8" target="_blank">This little company from Kenya</a> makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by <a href="http://www.bpcurtis.com/" target="_blank">Ben Curtis</a></p> </blockquote> <p>How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…</p> </blockquote> <p>I have a couple bracelets made from the same stuff! yay</p> </blockquote> <p>The company’s name is Ocean Sole: <a href="http://www.ocean-sole.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.ocean-sole.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.ocean-sole.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.ocean-sole.com/" target="_blank">http://www.ocean-sole.com/</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50953967457http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50953967457Mon, 20 May 2013 20:32:35 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yuppadupp.tumblr.com/post/50823067420/thewholockgames-districteverthorne-what-if" target="_blank">yuppadupp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewholockgames.tumblr.com/post/50776162140/districteverthorne-what-if-someone-wrote-a-book" target="_blank">thewholockgames</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://districteverthorne.tumblr.com/post/50341094797/what-if-someone-wrote-a-book-and-the-plot-was" target="_blank">districteverthorne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too</p> </blockquote> <p>calm down satan</p> </blockquote> <p>Time to play a new game:<br/>Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing</p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50953920091http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50953920091Mon, 20 May 2013 20:32:01 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheesecurl.tumblr.com/post/49746009940/i-wanna-watch-a-scary-movie-with-you-and-we-get-so" target="_blank">cheesecurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow</p> </blockquote>http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50953877383http://jessryanwilson.tumblr.com/post/50953877383Mon, 20 May 2013 20:31:30 -0500